sleeping beauty/dead beauty

Once upon a time, in a land of the Far East, a tall blond girl was sleeping in her bed. As the beautiful rays of sunshine accompanied by happy chirping of the birds outside woke her up, she smiled and thought - what a beautiful morning!

Little did she know of the very unpleasant surprise she was about to get as she stepped out onto her balcony...

They say it's the early bird that catches the worm, but apparently it also plunders orange trees... The sight that met our now awake sleeping beauty was truly horrific. One of her beautiful orange trees (the one with yummy sweet tasting little oranges) was totally demolished! It had been turned into a dead beauty... The birds must have had a real feast, and then they must have decided on just leaving the party for someone else to clean up...



Our girl, first absolutely gobsmacked and of course also upset, usually has a very delicate tongue, but now she shouted - f---ing birds - I curse you and your happy chirping!

The end.